Sunday, April 12, 2009

BITCH, GET YOUR MIND RIGHT

Women lack the consequences in life to start on a true path as an adult.
Black women, in general, have this problem magnified, especially if they're attractive.
Once faced with a problem, they will revert to a few options, only one is viable.
1.Family
2.nigga(s)
3.Gov't assistance
4.Getting on their grind without selling body, and without asking for a pat on the back.

Now, even option 4 is corrupted.
Now, you...Wesley, or even Michael.
Would you hire a Carlton, who doesn't have a pussy, and is a total non-threat to your corporate structure (MAYBE...)
A Montez, who may be qualified, but still has hypermasculine "nigga" features.
A Janelle (educated black woman, on her way to the top, etc)
Or would you hire Shaneequa...an easily replaced female (two birds with one stone...BLACK and WOMAN) who will get herself fired...and if her job is on the line, you know what she'll do (www.ghettogaggers.com).
There's nothing like tallying up a range of mistakes, and getting free sex out of it.
Janelle will report you...shaneequa won't...plus she always wanted to fuck with a white boy anyway.
The choice has been made.
A bitch getting her mind right is a rhetorical statement.
They playing field isn't level, so very few bitches have their minds right.
Only the ugliest operate on a level playing field...
The statement is needed...to remind our female counterparts of reality's constant presence.
BITCH, get your mind right.
You know why?
When you take the gov't and cops away...and "big bro" and "sideline niggas"...
They have no failsafe.
BITCH, get your mind right...and fall back.
BITCH, get your mind right...and be humble.
BITCH, get your mind right...and quit listening to them hoes on the radio...that's why you got beat.
BITCH, get your mind right...CPO housing is not independent.
BITCH, get your mind right...you're getting hired because you got a FAT ASS...
BITCH, get your mind right...your smart is Columbus Public Schools status...aka: They put you somewhere they were afraid to put a nigga who can actually think. Your thinking is not real thinking. Feelings have nothing to do with it. Try doing that...OH YOU CAN'T...Hahahaha. If you can, you're brainfucked and bitter...
BITCH, get your mind right...I see you in that charger...I see this 9, I see ME in that charger...OR...I see you in that charger...I see your low self esteem, I see ME in that charger. WITH RIMS. You like to floss like a nigga, be prepared for nigga consequences.
BITCH, get your mind right...Just because being a sucka is popular in music, doesn't mean that niggas still act that way...You will not find ballin intellectual athlete dopeboy poet singer rapper. It just won't happen.
Quit reading zane, you're too emotional, and mental creativity is really a man's game...There are more women than men on earth, how come y'all's accomplishment game isn't on par? Yeah. You're setting yourselves up for a total fail
BITCH, get your mind right...if you're gonna think like a dude, don't think like a hood dude...They think like bitches. Hot tempers, emotions...Think like a corporate white man...put the bread above YOU.
YOU are the MONEY.
BITCH, get your mind right...stop trying to fix stupid because you want an ego boost..and quit trying to get at niggas that have more than what you have.
It's HIS shit...not yours...and no, you cannot have whatever you like. If you get it, it's only for a lil' while.
BITCH, quit acting like you're gonna do something with your money besides buy dumb shit.
Let a smart nigga hold that bread...you just keep working.



Now that's 10 ways a bitch can get that mind right.
Either follow these instructions, or follow these hands to the kitchen.
The directions are: LEFT EYE, RIGHT EYE, WALK.
Fuck rick james, I'm IKE TURNER.

2 comments:

  1. and 1 more at the damn bottom.
    11 ways to get your mind right, it's like a hidden track.
    You gonna see 11, but I only said 10.
    BITCH, get your mind right.
    Image means nothing.

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  2. realest shit i never wrote...

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